Yakity yak I'm an insomniac

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
ameriqan
ameriqan

i want to be a professor and lecture nonsensically for a few hours every day and give students vague essay prompts and read them all and laugh but still pass everyone while i slip some bourbon into my metal coffee mug that doesn’t actually have coffee in it wearing a button-up and vest with no tie but nice jeans and hella expensive shoes that i bought because i have tenure and im never losing my job